New Tricks2003

Ted Case:
Anita Harris. i used to watch her on Worzel Gummidge.

Steve McAndrew:
You're not saying Anita Harris worked on the trading floor!

DCI Sasha Miller:
No, we're saying these futures guys had nicknames for each other. That's what my futures trader used to call me. It's cockney rhyming: Anita Harris, nice [points to her butt]

Ted Case:
Course. How did I miss that?

Steve McAndrew:
What? Arse? It doesn't even rhyme.

Ted Case:
No, it's double rhyming slang. ''Arris' is short for 'Aristotle', 'Aristotle' rhymes with 'bottle', 'bottle' is short for 'bottle and glass', and your 'bottle and glass' is your ass. You got it, Braveheart?

Steve McAndrew:
No, No, it can't be. [Steve heads for the door]

DCI Sasha Miller:
He didn't invent it, Steve. And before you start thinking you're so clever, it was Una Stubbs in Worzel Gummidge, not Anita Harris.