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Joe:
Seven times. I flunked this test seven times, you know. I mean, I don't want to say 'conspiracy,' but...

Lisa:
Well actually, I am starting to see a pattern here."

Joe:
Ah. Uh huh. Uh huh.

Lisa:
One of last year's questions was: 'In the following circuit, the potential is blank volts.' And you answered: 'I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that the design of this circuit is totally sucky.'

Joe:
Yeah. I don't know how that dumb bastard ever got to be a professor.

Lisa:
Oh. Well you know, that would explain why you answered the next question: 'If you want to build a thermostat that won't be affected by humidity, try this you dumb bastard.'