NewsRadio1995

[Mr. James wants Dave to tell the staff that there won't be anymore free snacks]

Jimmy James:
What are you worried about here, son?

Dave:
Well, I don't know. I guess I- I cut the snacks, the staff are angry at me, they go to Bill whips them into a frenzy, and because they're weak and light-headed from the lack of snack food, that frenzy turns into a full-scale revolt, and the next thing you kno...

Jimmy James:
Ok, would you stop it? Stop it! Will you relax? You got more paranoid fantasies than Stephen King on Crack!