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[Mr. James sees Matthew's new mustache]

Jimmy:
What's the story with your face, son?

Matthew:
Oh, yeah, this is something I grew out on vacation, well, you know, make myself sexier.

Jimmy:
Yeah, well every man has the right to sex himself up however he seems fit, but you, you look like you belong in an amatuer porn convention.

Matthew:
Thank you.

Jimmy:
No, Matthew... I tell you what, let me show you something.

[Mr. James pulls a picture from his pocket]

Jimmy:
Are you ready?

Matthew:
Yeah.

Jimmy:
No, I don't think you're ready.

Matthew:
Yeah, I am.

Jimmy:
Okay. Who's that ?

[Shows the picture to Matthew]

Matthew:
Oh God.

Jimmy:
Yep, that is me with a mustache. I carry this around with me whenever I can, so if I ever get the urge to make myself over, I just look at this, and damn near throw up.