NewsRadio1995

Bill McNeal:
Teenagers can buy this. So could the elderly. I decided to do an on-air editorial, draw a line in the sand, as it were.

Dave Nelson:
Can I make a suggestion?

Bill McNeal:
Shoot.

Dave Nelson:
Put aside the editorial, invent a time machine, travel back to the year 1988, and you might actually be one of the first thousand journalists to break this story.

Bill McNeal:
You'd like that, wouldn't you? It's too hot. You don't want to burn your fingers. Well, someone's got to open American eyes about this.

Dave Nelson:
All right, Bill, but promise me one thing: You'll stay away from the Lambada! That forbidden dance is a powder keg ready to blow! [mocking Bill]

Bill McNeal:
I'll promise you nothing.