Nikki2000

Dwight White:
You're not getting my mom drunk, Nikki.

Nikki White:
Look, when they clean a bear's teeth at the zoo, they don't just say, "Hop up in the chair and open wide." They shoot the thing with a dart first.

Dwight White:
Hey, you know maybe she's coming to make peace. Look, I swear once you get to know my mom you're gonna love her. [he checks his watch] Hey, we got a couple of minutes. You wanna go do it in front of her picture? She'd hate that! [the doorbell rings]

Nikki White:
Oh, there she is. Hey, want to do it in front of her? She'd *really* hate that!