Not the Nine O'Clock News

Not the Nine O'Clock News1979

Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an… more »



[a ticket tout solicits a man in a theatre lobby]

Scalper:
Psst... here... want a couple of tickets for the Osmonds concert tonight?

Man:
Osmonds concert? No.

Scalper:
Yeah...! Best seats, no rubbish, front stalls.

Man:
How much?

Scalper:
Fiver each?

Man:
Alright.

Scalper:
Two front stalls... [hand the man two tickets] and five and five... [hands the man two five pound notes]

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