O'Grady2004

Abby Wilde:
[ On intro; Kevin sets down his drink. To camera] Hi, I'm Abby, and this is Kevin.

Kevin Harnisch:
Hello, America.

Abby Wilde:
And we're here to tell you about O'Grady.

Kevin Harnisch:
Our town's kinda famous.

Abby Wilde:
Right, because of the weirdness.

Kevin Harnisch:
Yeah.

Abby Wilde:
Weird stuff happens here that doesn't happen in other towns.

Kevin Harnisch:
Yeah and to think it's all cuz of that secret [camera zooms in] government program.

Abby Wilde:
Really? I thought it was because they built the town on top of an ancient trial burial ground.

Kevin Harnisch:
No, no no, if anything, Abby, it's because we got a bad - BURP! Oh...

Abby Wilde:
Ew!

Kevin Harnisch:
Sorry.

Abby Wilde:
Can you cover you're mouth when you do that?

Kevin Harnisch:
J- Just so everyone knows, this is not the weirdness. I'm just burping up some bad pepperoni.

Abby Wilde:
I'm sure everyone is really glad to hear that.

Kevin Harnisch:
[hits chest repeatedly] urp...

Abby Wilde:
Kevin!

Kevin Harnisch:
Oh man...

Abby Wilde:
So gross.

Kevin Harnisch:
That's gonna come back up.

Abby Wilde:
Anyway, I guess nobody's sure where the Weirdness comes from.

Kevin Harnisch:
That might come out both ends.

Abby Wilde:
[horrified] Oh, God!...