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Kevin:
Hey Flake. We were just stopping by to thank you for lettin' us uh, use your place tonight, party was awesome.

Mrs. Briggs:
[confused] ... what? Party? But, Beth, you said that -

Kevin:
Oh, man you shoulda been here, it was sweet! There were at least uh, what would you say, Beth, 100 people?

Beth Briggs:
Make him stop!

Abby Wilde:
Tell me how.

Kevin:
[reminiscing] Aw, we used your massage table for the poker game... hope you don't mind.

Mrs. Briggs:
[quietly, furious] My massage table?

Beth Briggs:
No, mom...

Harold Jenkins:
Kevin, what're you doin', man?

Kevin:
Relax, Harold.

Mrs. Briggs:
[to Beth] I thought you learned your lesson last time, young lady!

Kevin:
5.

Mrs. Briggs:
Brandy still hasn't forgiven you!

Kevin:
4.

Mrs. Briggs:
I swear, I'll never be able to trust you again!

Kevin:
3.

Mrs. Briggs:
You're grounded.

Kevin:
2.

Mrs. Briggs:
Indefinitely!

Kevin:
And, 1.

Mrs. Briggs:
[gong goes off, weirdness strikes again] ... oooh, woah, woo, woo-hoo! I am *sorry*, Beth, did you, did you say you had a good evening?

Beth Briggs:
...yes... evening... great.