Off Centre

Off Centre2001

Off Centre is an American sitcom that aired on The WB network from October 14, 2001 to October 31, 2002. Created by Chris Weitz, Paul Weitz, and Danny Zuker, the series was heavily promoted as "from the guys who brought you American Pie". more »



[Euan is talking to a doctor to get circumcised]

Dr. Wasserman:
Let me ask you, have you given any thought to the kind of cut you would like?

Euan:
Well uh, well no.

Dr. Wasserman:
Would you like to pick one out from "The Big Book Of Penises"?

Euan:
Uh, I suppose...

Dr. Wasserman:
Joking! Joking!

Euan:
Oh!

Dr. Wasserman:
There is no "Big Book Of Penises"! I mean, maybe there is one, but I certainly don't have it!

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