Off Centre2001

[Mike and Liz are lying in the couch reading, while Jordan and Chau are in the other room where the bed is squeaking]

[Mike and Liz stop reading]

Mike Platt:
God's sake.

Jordan:
Chau, stop jumping on the bed! Come here and have sexual intercourse with me.

Chau Presley:
It's just so springy, I can't resist.

Jordan:
Can you resist me?

Chau Presley:
Wow, even springier.

Liz Lombardi:
Look, let's just ignore them.

[Mike and Liz continue reading]

Jordan:
Chau.

Chau Presley:
What?

Jordan:
Chau. [sighs]

Chau Presley:
What?

Jordan:
Ohh, Chau! [moans]

Chau Presley:
What? I am right here on top of you!