Office Gossip2001

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Rod:
Damn good things airbags. Remember the accident I was in last month? The airbag just went shoo whuff, you know. Not a mark on me.

Jo:
So if we were to have a crash now, they'd just whuff up and save us.

Rod:
Yeah. Well, me. Only got the driver's airbag; the other one was extra, so I didn't bother.

Jo:
Oh, great! What's the point of having one airbag?

Rod:
Well, better than nothing.

Jo:
Not from where I'm sitting, it isn't.

Rod:
Most of the time I'm on my own.

Jo:
Well, I'm not surprised. "Fancy a lift?" "No fear." What does your wife think about you only having the one?

Rod:
Sheila's fine about it.

Jo:
Sheila doesn't know about it.

Rod:
That's right.