Oh Doctor Beeching!1995

Cecil Parkin:
The garden's looking lovely. The dwarf marigolds are splendid.

Jack Skinner:
They're not dwarf marigolds, they're ordinary marigolds. Flaming caterpillars have been at them.

Cecil Parkin:
Well they're still splendid. Perhaps we could try something a little more ambitious one year. A coat of arms perhaps, something like that.

Cecil Parkin:
We tried that during the war. We planted the name HATLEY with salvias, pansies and lavillias, except half of the died and within a week we had a station called HITLER.