Oliver's Travels1995

Mrs. Moody:
And what would this old trivial quiz and crossword buff like as a leaving present?

Oliver:
Well, in the best of all possible worlds, you.

Mrs. Moody:
Me?

Oliver:
When your husband introduced us at the sherry party, he said "This is my wife, Norma".

Mrs. Moody:
Not another anagram?

Oliver:
"Fire woman". You give off heat, Mrs Moody. Which is more, alas, than I can say for your husband.

Mrs. Moody:
I'm not on offer.

Oliver:
What *is* on offer?

Mrs. Moody:
A set of matching suitcases.