Oliver's Travels1995

WPC Diane Priest:
All right. Now tell me the very funny thing you know about sex.

Oliver:
Strange. I've been that line for years. When I first started, it was what we called a chat-up line, but you're not allowed to say that any more. But you're the first woman who ever wanted to know.

WPC Diane Priest:
I may live to pay a terrible price.

Oliver:
Do I look like a serpent bearing forbidden fruit?

WPC Diane Priest:
No you look like a little boy who's discovered there's a better game than conkers.

Oliver:
It may just be the case.

WPC Diane Priest:
So, tell me...

Oliver:
All right. The very funny thing you know about sex is this... A woman, naked except for her stockings, is an extremely erotic sight. A man, naked except for his socks, is a totally ludicrous sight.

[they laugh]