Only Fools and Horses....1981

Rodney:
[referring to a pile of broken lawnmower engines] Oi, Del... me and Mickey might have a problem getting these back to our depot. We come down on the Green Line, see?

Del Boy:
Right, well, your best bet would be to hire an open-backed truck.

Rodney:
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what we thought, but... we were wondering if you could take a couple in the back of the van.

Del Boy:
Back of my van? You must be joking. I've only just cleared 'em out of the van!

Rodney:
You mean you were selling 'em in the first place?

Del Boy:
Yeah. That is the rubbish that Alfie Flowers sold me last week. Normally I'd never have bought it but, you know, he caught me when I was a bit non compost mentis down the one-eleven club. I never thought I'd get shot of 'em, Rodney, but you know me; he who dares wins. I actually made quite a tidy little profit on it and all.

Rodney:
And what are we supposed to do with them?

Del Boy:
Well, why don't you do what I did? Find yourselves a couple of right little plonkers with cash on the hip.