Only Fools and Horses....1981

Grandad:
[Grandad is talking to an urn containing the ashes of Trigger's grandfather] I mean, I dunno why I'm even talking to you about this, Arthur, 'cause I know you can't hear me.

Del Boy:
[picking up a traffic cone and using it as a loudspeaker] That is what *you* think, Trotter!

Grandad:
Arthur? You mean... you can hear me?

Del Boy:
You're coming through louder than a CB. Rubber duck.

Grandad:
Oh, Arthur, I... I really am sorry about what happened all them years ago.

Del Boy:
Ah, but how do I know that you mean it?

Grandad:
Oh, I do, Arthur. I'd do anything to prove it to you.

Del Boy:
All right then. Tell me where your money's hidden.

Grandad:
I ain't got no money!

Del Boy:
Oh, don't give me that, you lying old git! I know you're all right for a few bob, and I want to know where it is hidden.

Grandad:
It's in me suitcase under me bed.

Del Boy:
No it ain't; I've looked.