Only Fools and Horses....1981

Del Boy:
[after seeing what Rodney had bought with the company money] What's the weather like out?

Uncle Albert:
It's parky, Del!

Del Boy:
[sarcastic] Good, good! Nice thick frost is there?

Uncle Albert:
Bit slippery underfoot, yeah!

Del Boy:
Oh, cushty! Nice notherly wind howling in from the Urals is there?

Uncle Albert:
Cut's right through you, Del!

Del Boy:
Lovely! Because today, Uncle Albert, owing to young Rodney's foresight and GCEs, while all them other plonkers down the market are selling woolly hats and thermal under-wear, we're gonna make a right killing. Do you know why we're gonna make a right killing? We ain't got woolly underwear! [produces bottle from box] *We've* got sun-tan lotion! And we ain't got just a little drop of sun-tan lotion! We've got 500 bloody quids' worth of the stuff!

Rodney:
I've told you, I bought it as an investment!

Del Boy:
An Investment! Menage a trois! In the middle of the worst winter for 2 million years, with the weatherman laying odds on a new Ice Age - this dipstick goes out and buys out Amber Solaire!