Only Fools and Horses....1981

Del Boy:
[Rodney is looking for crimes to report at the tenants' meeting] Well, why don't you tell them what happened to poor Rita Alldridge then?

Rodney:
Yes! Good idea! What happened to Rita Alldridge then?

Del Boy:
Last Friday night she was indecently assaulted over by the adventure playground.

Rodney:
No! Did she report it?

Del Boy:
Yeah, I saw her this morning, she'd just been down the police station.

Rodney:
Right. There you are, you see; that's exactly the sort of thing... hang on a minute, if this happened on Friday night, how come it's taken her 'til Wednesday to report it?

Del Boy:
Because she didn't know she'd been indecently assaulted until this morning when the bloke's cheque bounced.