Only Fools and Horses....1981

Inspector Roy Slater:
Remember Del? All us lads down the river playing pirates! Boycie was the first mate, Trigger was Long John Silver... What Part did I play Del?

Del Boy:
You played the bloke what walked the plank!

Inspector Roy Slater:
Ye that's right... I was always the bloke that walked the plank! I was in and out of that water more times than a ducks head! I always wanted to be BlueBeard!

Del Boy:
Well you should have asked!

Inspector Roy Slater:
I did lots of times but you'd never let me!

Del Boy:
I did once

Inspector Roy Slater:
Oh ye I remember that was the day that BlueBeard had to walk the plank wasn't it!