Only Fools and Horses....1981

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
[Del grabs the gun off Lennox's hand and shows it to Clarke] Just a minute, give me that here, look. Where did you get this?

Tom Clarke:
Out of our toy department.

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
Yeah, I wondered how long Taiwan had been making Lugers.

Mr. Peterson:
So what happens now? Are you going to the police?

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
No. I'm gonna phone them instead.

Lennox:
[Lennox, Clarke and Peterson panic] Del!

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
Now, now, now, alright, alright, alright, don't panic, don't panic, I'm just winding you up. You are a wally, Lennox!

Lennox:
Sorry, Del.

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
What is your mum gonna say? Eh? Now look here, there's no real harm done right, no one has been hurt and nothing has been nicked.