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[Charlie is interviewing for a job with an attractive, full-figured woman]

Charlie Davies:
Bikinis, cheekies, garters, hip-huggers, G-string, thong. I know your whole catalogue like the back of my hand.

Melinda:
Well, you're certainly prepared for our meeting.

Charlie Davies:
Oh, believe me, I know women's undergarments. Like you, for instance, I'm guessing minimizer, flat panel front. That would be the right call for a gal your size. [a shocked and angry expression comes to her face] Oh, no. Don't take that the wrong way. It's no big deal. You know, I wear compression shorts to hold in my gut. [stands up and drops his pants] See? I just insulted you and pulled down my pants. I'm not getting the job, am I? [she shakes her head] Any chance you're loving this?

Melinda:
[looks a Charlie's crotch] No.