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Gupta:
India is the largest democracy in the world. We invented chess, geometry and tandoori. When Colombus discovered your country, he was looking for Indian and our spices.

Charlie Davies:
Well, I can see how he got confused because there were already Indians in America.

Gupta:
No, Charlie, those Indians... bigger fish to fry. Let's get back to the flashcards. [holds up a picture of the God, Shiva]

Charlie Davies:
That's the God, Shiva: destroyer, transformer. Kind of looks like the dude from "Avatar".

Gupta:
Many of them do. A lawsuit is pending. [holds up a picture of the Taj Mahal]

Charlie Davies:
My gut is telling me Temple of Doom, but I'm going to say Taj Mahal because I think it's a trick question.

Gupta:
Very good. [holds up a picture of a decorated cow]

Charlie Davies:
That's a cow in drag.

Gupta:
No, Charlie, the cow is decorated because it is sacred. We revere the cow for the milk it provides.

Charlie Davies:
It also provides meat. Why can't you worship it for that?

Gupta:
Think about it this way: when the cow is alive it can feed many people. When it is dead, it can only feed a few.

Charlie Davies:
Huh, I never thought about it like that. [Gupta hold up a picture of Mahatma Ghandi] Pass.

Gupta:
If you knew a famous Indian, it would probably be him.

Charlie Davies:
Wait a minute, is that that guy over there.

Gupta:
No, it is not that man.