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Charlie Davies:
America. We invented the light bulb, the computer, the swimsuit issue, spring break, the spork, hard shell tacos and the Beatles. USA.

Gupta:
Ask away.

Charlie Davies:
Tell me about this man. [holds up a picture of Martin Sheen]

Gupta:
After fighting in Vietnam, he went on to become one of America's most beloved presidents.

Charlie Davies:
Okay, curveball coming. [holds up a picture of Texas]

Gupta:
Mexico?

Charlie Davies:
Close enough. I also would have accepted California or Arizona. All right, where is this? [holds up a picture of the "Eiffel Tower"]

Gupta:
[hesitates] Paris... Paris Hotel Casino in Las Vegas?

Charlie Davies:
Correct. In Paris, people don't drink out of yard-long plastic cups.

Gupta:
Got it.

Charlie Davies:
Now, let's test your knowledge of American dogs. [starts throwing up flashcards quickly]

Gupta:
Hot dog. Corn dog. Chili dog. Snoop Dogg.

Charlie Davies:
Very good.