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[Charlie and Gupta are walking on the beach, drinking from coconuts]

Gupta:
I have never been this hung over in my life.

Charlie Davies:
Not me. I don't get hangovers. Alcohol just doesn't have that much of an effect on me. [sees a horse tied to a post] You see the unicorn, right?

Gupta:
No, that's the horse Rajiv will ride into the ceremony to make his grand entrance. He's tense.

Charlie Davies:
No he isn't.

Gupta:
Trust me. I come from a long line of horse men. We grew up braiding their tails, cleaning their hooves, artificially stimulating them to collect their seed. The trick is to be gentle until the horse requests otherwise.

Charlie Davies:
This doesn't happen often, but you just creeped me out.

Gupta:
I can see that.