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[Todd is depressed about how his parents look down on his career]

Manmeet:
Monsoon season is the worst. It is. You know, last year, I got stuck at work and missed my brother's graduation. My parents were so angry. It seems unfair that they push me to work hard and then blame me when I do, you know?

Madhuri:
Sir, my parents always thought I could do nothing better than work in a factory. But then, I got this job and now I support my entire family. Sometimes, parents are wrong.

Rajiv:
When I was eight years old, I shared a chocolate bar with my dog, Kiki. She ate it greedily and died within seconds. To this day, I cannot help but to think that I may have been at least partly to blame for her demise.

Asha:
What are you doing? We're trying to cheer Todd up?

Rajiv:
Oh, I just thought we were sharing.

Manmeet:
You killed that dog, man!