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Todd Dempsy:
[walking near a street stand next to the call center, talking on his cell phone]

Coconut Vendor:
Hello, hello, my friend. Coconut water for you?

Todd Dempsy:
[puts up palm to signal "no"]

Coconut Vendor:
[gasps] Five? [begins handing coconuts to Todd, who is forced to grab them]

Todd Dempsy:
[pulls the phone away from his mouth for a moment] I didn't order this. [quickly puts phone back to mouth to respond]

Coconut Vendor:
Makes you strong. [continues handing coconuts to Todd]

Todd Dempsy:
No, no, you don't understand. [unable to argue with the vendor any more without hanging up, Todd pays for and walks away holding five coconuts]