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[the call center employees are all handling recall notices]

Manmeet:
Sir, I'm sorry for the horrible misunderstanding. I can give you a full refund.

Asha:
Yes, that is why the ghost costumes have to be recalled.

Gupta:
I'm so sorry, sir. There was a mistake at the factory. The head of the ghost costume is supposed to be rounded.

[Rajiv enters wearing the defective ghost costume, which looks suspiciously like a KKK robe]

Rajiv:
I don't know why we have to recall these. They look fine to me.

Todd:
Please take that off.

Rajiv:
What is defective about this? It is still perfectly scary.

Todd:
In a very different way than we intended.

Gupta:
Todd. Todd! I may have a buyer for the ghost costumes. I'm on the line with a man who claims to be an exalted wizard. He's willing to order 50 of them. He just wants to know, are they flame retardant?

Rajiv:
[looks at the tag] Not in the slightest.

[Gupta starts to walk away]

Todd:
Wait. Tell him they are and take the order.

Gupta:
[on the phone] Hello, Mr. Wizard. You are in luck...