Peep Show2003

[Mark and Jeremy are about to meet their dates. Mark pulls out a rolled-up magazine from under his jacket]

Jeremy Usborne:
What are you doing?

Mark Corrigan:
Friends of The British Museum magazine.

[Jeremy gives him a withering look]

Mark Corrigan:
Clearly, I'm not a Johnny Depp, Tony Parsons, Hunk of the Month, I need my props, I have my rituals. Magazine under the arm...

[he takes out a condom packet]

Mark Corrigan:
Old Meg in the wallet.

[voiceover]

Mark Corrigan:
Still two years off expiry.