Peep Show2003

[Mark and Jeremy have come home to discover they've been burgled]

Mark Corrigan:
[looking into the toilet] Oh, my God. They did a sh*t.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh God, that is so... why do burglars do that?

Mark Corrigan:
I think it's nerves or marking their territory. Look, it's sort of all...

Jeremy Usborne:
[looking into the toilet] Oh, that was me, actually.

[he flushes it]

Jeremy Usborne:
Sorry. I don't always remember to... I get distracted.