Peep Show2003

Driving Instructor:
What did you stall for?

Mark Corrigan:
Because I can't drive. That's why I'm having a driving lesson.

Driving Instructor:
All right, fine. Go again, easy on the clutch.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] He hasn't even told me which pedal is which! He's assuming an incredible degree of knowledge.

[Mark stalls again]

Driving Instructor:
Bloody hell, you are terrible.

Mark Corrigan:
I'm sorry, but I can't drive. Maybe in your career as a driving instructor you may get one or two pupils from failed states like Eritrea where they have no licensing infrastructure but basically already know how to drive, however I should warn you that the vast majority are going to be people like me, who can't drive.

Driving Instructor:
All right, keep your wig on.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] That's a retro put-down. Or maybe he thinks I really do wear a wig.