Peep Show2003

[Mark goes into Barbara's empty office]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Hey, Barbara. Thought we should have a follow-up meeting, re: the phones thing. Oh, you're not here. Well, I'll just leave my new idea in your desk, give you time to think about it. Yeah, so my new idea is urine.

[He urinates into a drawer]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Loads and loads of urine, flooding your drawers. What do you think about that? Don't you think that would be just the ticket?

[He sprays his urine on a folder on the floor]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Yeah, you're getting some too!

[a phone on the desk rings, Mark answers it]

Mark Corrigan:
JLB Credit. F*** off, please!

[He puts the phone down and picks up a letter lying on the desk]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] What? From Sophie? Application letter to...? She did it. She stiffed me. Well, Sophie's drawer's getting a dousing too! Or I could park a turd on her desk. Bit freaky. Pissing's OK, pissing's just horseplay.