Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
Call yourself a mate, mate?

Super Hans:
What?

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh yeah, right, "What?". I saw you leave her flat this morning.

Super Hans:
She wanted bongo lessons. What can I say, the lady has a passion for percussion.

Jeremy Usborne:
She hasn't got a bongo, you weren't carrying a bong... there was no bongo.

Super Hans:
Look, you don't need a drum to teach someone...

Jeremy Usborne:
Look mate, I'm next door, I heard you, your... noise, last night.

Super Hans:
Oh that, that was nothing, that was... press-ups.

Jeremy Usborne:
Yeah, well, you certainly seemed to enjoy the last few a lot.

Super Hans:
Hey mate, sometimes you've really got to push for the burn.