Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
Here, Mark, I'll tell you what, you piss in this bottle, I'll drink it.

Mark Corrigan:
What? What the hell for?

Jeremy Usborne:
For a laugh, it's the stag!

Mark Corrigan:
No Jez, if you drank my piss, I'd feel violated.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, that is great. You wouldn't even let me drink your piss? I'm not trying to kiss you, Mark. It's liquid waste.

Mark Corrigan:
I'm sorry, but no.

Jeremy Usborne:
You wouldn't let me drink your piss?

Mark Corrigan:
Why would you even want to drink my piss?

Jeremy Usborne:
For a laugh!

Mark Corrigan:
What the hell made you think of that?

Jeremy Usborne:
I'm just bored, OK! I'd let you drink my piss.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, thank you very much.