Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
Yeah, so you'll just be following the cold-calling script.

Jeremy Usborne:
There's a script? So I'll be like, an actor?

Mark Corrigan:
[deadpan] Exactly, Jeremy, you'll be just like an actor, like Al Pacino or Jeremy Irons. Just tell everyone you call up "Hello, you've been specially selected as eligible for our exclusive introductory interest rate."

Jeremy Usborne:
Well, no, not everyone, cos if it's exclusive, then...

[the realisation dawns on him]

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh my God. It's wheels within wheels. I've been invited inside, with the bean counters and the water boarders.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] At some point he's going to find out what goes in sausages.