Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
You see the thing is... I don't think I've ever done sex right before.

Jeremy Usborne:
You're fine, mate. Just stick with missionary. You're a sexual civilian, leave the disgusting stuff to me.

Mark Corrigan:
Cally's teaching me. She gives me a second-by-second detailed instructions of what to put where for how long.

Jeremy Usborne:
That's cheating! Anyone can please a woman if she tells you what to do. You're not allowed to ask, that's the whole point!

Mark Corrigan:
Look, if I break up with her I don't see myself having good sex ever again. Unless I'm, like, going on holiday to Hawaii and the plane crashes and all my fellow survivors are women sex therapists on their way to a conference. And even then, there'll probably be loads of male sex therapists too and they'd love that, wouldn't they, all f***ing each other and giving each other tips while I sit on a rock, wanking and crying.