Peep Show2003

[Johnson, who thinks Mark is an alcoholic, discovers him in a pub with Sophie, having a pint of lager]

Mark Corrigan:
It's not what it looks like! It's only a pint!

Johnson:
Only a p... it's never only a pint.

Mark Corrigan:
I didn't even want it, Sophie bought it for me, I asked for a coke.

Sophie Chapman:
No, you didn't.

Johnson:
You know what I'm hearing, Mark? Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink!