Peep Show2003

[Mark has just seen himself on the local news being falsely shown as a lager-swilling yob]

Nancy:
Mark, don't worry. These things, they happen for a reason. It might not seem like there's a plan, but there is a plan.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, right. You believe in a god, do you?

Nancy:
Yes, I do. And you might find it a comfort at a time when...

Mark Corrigan:
[looking through the phone book] Nancy, there's no evidence for God, whereas Ofcom has published guidelines.

Nancy:
So does God. It's called the Bible.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, yes, the Bible. And I wonder what the Bible's view is on you doing it in the shower and the garden centre and up the bum. I mean, that's alright, is it? That's in the Bible, is it? Or do you think maybe that's NOT in the Bible?

Jeremy Usborne:
Mark!

[to Nancy]

Jeremy Usborne:
I'm sure it is in the Bible, somewhere. Probably in Corinthians, there's a load of weird sh*t in there.