Peep Show2003

Gerard:
Mark... what are you doing here?

Mark Corrigan:
I could ask you the very same question, Judas!

Gerard:
Well, Dobby didn't have anyone to come to the party with her, so I volunteered.

Mark Corrigan:
How incredibly thoughtful, Brutus!

Gerard:
Yes, well...

Mark Corrigan:
You know very well that we had a deal...

[voiceover]

Mark Corrigan:
Can't think of another one.

[to Gerard]

Mark Corrigan:
Double-Judas!

Gerard:
Look, nothing's going on, all right? We're just having a drink.

Mark Corrigan:
I think you're doing a little more than that.

[picks up a bag of pork scratchings off the table]

Mark Corrigan:
No doubt once you've finished these and she's sufficiently high on E numbers, you'll try and supply her with another pork product whose name I don't think needs to be said out loud!