Peep Show2003

Gerard:
Dobby's got a boyfriend.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, God. Really?

Gerard:
His name's Simon and he's younger, slimmer, better-looking and more fashionable than us.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Us? I'm several social ranks your senior, that's the whole basis of our relationship, Gerard.

[to Gerard]

Mark Corrigan:
So, what's he like?

Gerard:
Graphic Designer.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, please! "Hello, can I redesign your logo? Yes, that'll be a ?100,000 for a squiggle."

[voiceover]

Mark Corrigan:
Wish I was a graphic designer.

Gerard:
And he drives an Audi.

Mark Corrigan:
But of course, Vorsprung Dick Technik!

[voiceover]

Mark Corrigan:
Wish I had an Audi.

Gerard:
Maybe it's a good thing. A wake-up call. Maybe for guys like us Dobby was always a pipe dream.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Don't pull me into your filthy bathwater, I'm a player!

Gerard:
It may surprise you to know, but the truth is until I was 26 I'd never been with a woman.

Mark Corrigan:
Uh, yes, you do surprise me.

[voiceover]

Mark Corrigan:
You've been with a woman?