Peep Show2003

[At a sushi restaurant]

Jeremy Usborne:
[voiceover] This could be good, just like the old days. Play it cool, don't slag off Johnson, yet.

Mark Corrigan:
Johnson told me about it. Apparentely, according to Johnson, wasabi sauce is...

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, Johnson says, Johnson says! If you love Johnson that much, why don't you marry him?

Mark Corrigan:
Where did this come from all of a sudden?

Jeremy Usborne:
Why don't you actually screw him? I mean, since you clearly want to do that, why don't you?

Mark Corrigan:
Jeremy! Look, I've nothing against being gay, but I'm not and neither is Johnson. He's black, in case you hadn't noticed, which I expect you had.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, so just because he's black, I have to like him? Do I? That's political correctness gone mad! Look, Mark, I'm sorry...

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Jesus, I'm probably just the sort of person who'd be gay and repress it even to himself!