Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
Are you all right?

Jeremy Usborne:
I've just been doing a lot of thinking lately.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Oh Sh*t.

Jeremy Usborne:
And I was just thinking why do I even do half the stupid sh*t I do? Maybe I'm a knobhead.

Mark Corrigan:
What? No. No, no, no.

Jeremy Usborne:
Maybe I'm not in the 1% of people who think they're gonna be successful musicians and are totally right, but in the 99% of talentless, misguided d*ckheads.

Mark Corrigan:
[trying to be nice but lacking conviction] Jez, you're not a talentless, misguided d*ckhead... that's the last thing you are.