Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
[on the phone to Mark] What are you doing in a phone box? Have you put a farthing in the slot?

[to Zahra]

Jeremy Usborne:
Hey, Mark's in a phone box?

Zahra:
Is it an ironic thing?

Jeremy Usborne:
Are you doing it ironically?

Mark Corrigan:
No, I've simply got rid of my mobile.

Jeremy Usborne:
You've what? Oh my God, this is massive! What are you gonna do next, move into a hut and start drinking your own piss?

Mark Corrigan:
We've got a landline. Times are hard, Jeremy. I'm putting my clarinet on ebay, I'm making my own hummus. This is the end times, a mobile's a luxury.

Jeremy Usborne:
Yeah, right! What if I need to contact you? What if I take a mega-trip and forget who I am? What if we run out of Marmite and you're at the corner shop? These are all real-life nightmare scenarios.