Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
Who's the chick?

Super Hans:
That's no chick, man. That's the love of my life.

Jeremy Usborne:
Wow. And what does she...

Super Hans:
I don't know much about her, she don't speak English. We speak the language of love. And a tiny little bit of German.

Jeremy Usborne:
Right.

Super Hans:
I tell you, man, she is the one. I'd take a bullet for her. I'd take a bullet up the arris for her.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, that's nice.

Super Hans:
I'd take a f***ing truncheon up the arris for this one. Or an umbrella. I would open an umbrella up inside my arris for this one.

Mark Corrigan:
Hans, we get the message, there's probably no need to list all the things you'd put up your bottom for your girlfriend.