Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Must maintain good relations. Can't propose in bad odour. Jesus! 33% of our mini-break weekend has already gone! Everything's got to be perfect for the big moment.

Sophie Chapman:
Look, let's just go anywhere, yeah?

Mark Corrigan:
[pointing to a restaurant] Well, what about here?

Sophie Chapman:
Uh... do you think? It looks a bit...

Mark Corrigan:
Yeah sure.

[voiceover]

Mark Corrigan:
No! No, I don't know what your inexpressible criteria are. Why don't you tell me the secret f***ing formula?

Sophie Chapman:
Why not go back to the place with the weird menus?

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, back? No no, we can't go back, we've got to push on, push on to Moscow. I'll just see if, there might be something in one of the guides.

Sophie Chapman:
Oh Mark, put away the guides, I want to have a real experience, I want to go to the places no one goes.

Mark Corrigan:
Yeah, well I think there's probably a reason why no one goes to the places no one goes, they're overpriced and have poor service.

Sophie Chapman:
Oh, Mark! Will you just try and leave the guides out of it and try and experience this bloody town!

[she grabs the guidebook off him and puts it into a postbox]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Oh great, she's posted a book. And I suppose I'm supposed to find that incredibly charming and French. Well it's not, it's a waste of ?8.99. But I've got to grin and take it because it's the proposal weekend.