Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
We should just keep going, we're bound to hit something soon and we should probably hurry because Sophie said there might be a bit of a thunderstorm coming in.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh great, so we have no idea where we are and there might be a storm coming in and we haven't got any stuff and... Brilliant! We're dead meat.

Mark Corrigan:
This isn't the Matterhorn, Jeremy, it's the Quantocks, nobody dies in the Quantocks. If we're very unlucky we might have wandered onto Exmoor, but...

Jeremy Usborne:
Exmoor? The moors? The barren moors, the moors murderers? We could easily die on a moor! Give me your phone.

Mark Corrigan:
Why?

Jeremy Usborne:
I'm gonna call Mountain Rescue.

Mark Corrigan:
No.

Jeremy Usborne:
That's what they're there for.

Mark Corrigan:
We're not calling Moutain Rescue, we're not gonna be two of those idiots you hear about who go up mountains in flip-flops and sombreros and have to get rescued.

Jeremy Usborne:
What, you'd rather be one of the idiots they find frozen to death, being chewed by badgers, drinking their own piss?

Mark Corrigan:
You can't call Mountain Rescue anyway, this isn't a mountain, it's a hill.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh right, they're gonna leave me to die because I haven't got a geography degree? You'd prefer that, wouldn't you, to die rather than to ask for a simple piece of help. We are so going to die.

Mark Corrigan:
Will you please stop saying that?