Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
[switching the oven on] Where's the turkey, Jeremy?

Jeremy Usborne:
What?

Mark Corrigan:
The turkey. Where's the turkey?

Jeremy Usborne:
I thought you were getting the turkey.

Mark Corrigan:
You what? No turkey? [starts shouting] You f***ing idiot, Jeremy! You total f***ing idiot! That was YOUR job, you f***ing moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A F***HEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A F***ING SHITHEAD! [Jeremy looks very hurt]

Jeremy Usborne:
[quiet voice] It was a joke, Mark. I was joking. It was a Christmas joke.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, I see. Oh.

Jeremy Usborne:
Of course I've got a turkey. It's an organic turkey, I took ages researching it online. It's going to be delicious. [he opens the fridge to reveal the turkey inside]

Mark Corrigan:
[guilty] That looks like a lovely turkey. I'm sorry, I... flew off the handle a bit.

Jeremy Usborne:
[still on the verge of tears] That wasn't very Christmassy.