Peep Show2003

[Jeremy answers the door. It's Super Hans]

Super Hans:
Happy Christmas, motherf***er.

Jeremy Usborne:
Hans!

Super Hans:
Have a guess what Santa's got in his sack. [reaches inside his bag and takes out a bundle of marijuana] Answer: a wicked big bag of sinister minister.

Jeremy Usborne:
[taking it] Ah. Happy Christmas.

Mark Corrigan:
Hans?

Super Hans:
Merry Christmas, Mark.

Mark Corrigan:
Jeremy...

Jeremy Usborne:
[quietly, to Mark] I'm not going to.

Mark Corrigan:
Well, don't.

Sarah:
Super Hans! Merry Christmas, glass of Cava?

Super Hans:
[coming in] Don't mind if I do. Mind out boys, Father Spliffmas coming through.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Great. Methadone in the mulled wine.

Jeremy Usborne:
What?

Mark Corrigan:
It's your fault.

Jeremy Usborne:
It's not my fault. I was holding the line.

Mark Corrigan:
Yes, but you know him. You shouldn't know him.

Jeremy Usborne:
Well, I'm sorry, but I do know him.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Ugh. Merry migraine and a happy new stomach ulcer.