Peep Show2003

[Jeremy has locked Mark in his room and pushed a takeaway bag under the door for him to go to the toilet in]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Oh God. Can I do this? If I do this, even if I end up marrying Sophie and we live in a detached house in Surrey and buy a holiday home in Umbria, our children will always look up at the face of a man who once crapped into a takeaway bag. Plus I'd have to hide it here somewhere, in my room next to one of my things. I could throw it out the window. No, that's what they want you to do, that's where society's headed! People shitting in bags and throwing them out the window at each other, well, I'm not going to be the first! Not in my name!