Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
Mark's going to Frankfurt, and I thought maybe, if you fancied, magic mushroom party at my place.

Big Suze:
Oh, I don't know. Magic mushrooms? Sounds a bit scary.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh Suze, it's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh*t.

Big Suze:
Will I still be able to play the piano?

Jeremy Usborne:
Of course, Suze, they're mushrooms, they're completely natural. Nothing natural ever hurt anybody, that's a scientific fact.

Big Suze:
I suppose in a way it's the sort of thing I should be doing. If it's something I don't want to do, then it's probably something I should definetely try, you know what I mean?

Jeremy Usborne:
Yeah, exactly. I mean, if people only did everything they wanted, everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet, watching the poker channel, wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits.

[Suze gives him a look]

Jeremy Usborne:
Probably.